Important Message from the Rhoades Family

Have you seen this person?
He has been missing for quite some time...

Name: Samuel

Age: 21
Race: Caucasian
Missing Since: August 2007

Also known as:
Ugly
Chump
Jerk
Snot
Sam
Manuel
Monkey
Uncle Monkey

If seen, do NOT approach, as he is very skiddish, and may run.
Do NOT corner him, he can become violent if he feels threatened.
Instead call a family member to inform us of his current location.
Or try and bribe him into your car with a trail of candy or popcorn.

We miss Samuel very much and wish he
would come home and back to church.

We just want him to know his family
misses him and loves him very much.

Thank you for reading this announcement.
We hope you will be able to help us.